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My Girlfriend is a Zombie – Chapter 92 – Did Your Mouth and Asshole Switch?

Chapter 92 – Did Your Mouth and Asshole Switch?

Ling Mo showed an attitude of Ill kill you if you dont **in tell me, so the two guys quivered and said: We were just hiding in here for a short while

Bull Fucking Shit! Ling Mo impatiently interrupted. Why would they need to make themselves like this if they were just hiding?

The guy quickly explained: No, we just hid here for two days, these two days we actually..

With the knife pointed to his throat, Ling Mo just needs to push a bit harder to kill him. When your life was on the line, its hard to remain calm, not to mention he was a coward.

Ling Mo frowned while hearing his mumbling vague voice, his partner started to worry that he might irritate Ling Mo so he interrupted and said: Let me say it.

The guy quickly shut his mouth and looked at Ling Mo with pleading eyes.

OK, you say it. Ling Mo looked at that guy and said.

Although he was covered with blood, but he could still tell that he had dark skin, was less than 20 years old, and apparently was a student of X city university. But he looked a lot more calmer than his partner, and he talks way faster and more fluent.

We just got here two days ago, this is the only place we can stay. We actually didnt know you were coming. We were also shocked when you opened the door, but I thought you should be survivor rather than a zombie since you opened the door, but we have no idea what you were up to so we decided to capture you first.

After he finished explaining, he felt anxious, he was afraid that Ling Mo would kill his partner if he irritated him.

His partners reaction was much more fierce, he started to curse: OMFG are you trying to kill me? Tang Xiao Xue, did your mouth and asshole switch? Do you know even know how to talk? Or are you only able to talk **? You want me dead!! Bro! Bro! He cannot move with a knife pointing at his throat, he can only look at Ling Mo and say, Dont be angry, we didnt want to capture you i swear, we just wanted to make friends with you.

Ling Mo thought it was hilarious, but also realized that they didnt have bad intentions, he was also aware of survivors, its just that he wouldnt do anything impulsive like them.

On the second thought, if it were other survivors it might work.

Normally people would become a bit slower when they got scared, those with no guts probably even wouldnt be able to move. If they saw these fake zombies they would probably just wait to die.

He could tell that they were actually very careful with their plan, because a different scenario could have happened. What if the people didnt get scared and decided to fight back and kill them? They were smart in seeing if their target got scared or not before going through with their plan.

So they waited for a few seconds and then attacked Ling Mo thinking he was the first kind of person since he jumped back indicating that they had scared the ** out of him.

Too bad that Ling Mo didnt get scared to death, instead he pulled himself together immediately and played them.

Sounds like you guys do these kinds of things often? Ling Mo slowly put down his knife and asked them with great interest.

The guy took a deep breath and wiped his forehead, his face looked even dirtier, which made him look kind of scary, No! We didnt even succeed the first timeahhh. sorry.sorry I mean. He was afraid of Ling Mo, so he changed his words right away: Thats not what I meant.

Why are you so scared? Ling Mo thought, this guy was too timid, was it because im too aggressive? But in terms of aggressiveness, Ye Lian and Shana would look even more scarier, the feeling they give others is real aggressiveness.

In other words, thats actually a kind of strong killing aura.

Only zombies who would regard humans as food, would have this kind of aura. Thats real aggressiveness. This feeling is like the feeling when a predator meets a prey.

Ling Mo didnt even intend to kill, so he didnt know what to do when he saw this guy being so scared out of his mind. He began to think that the guy was scared probably because he recently killed a lot people and he still had a bit of killing aura around him even when he didnt intend to kill.

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Although Ling Mo wasnt really serious, the two guys were very afraid of him because Ling Mo did something they didnt expect him to do.

This guy looked at Ling Mo and said: Your not like other survivors, you have no fear for zombies bro, so I admire you a lot.

He Peng Peng stop kissing his ass Tang Xiao Xue interrupted and said : We didnt have the intention to attack you but. Tang Xiao Xue looked helpless, and said in a sad voice: We had to be careful because you never know whos out there. If someone bad had captured us first instead of someone like you, who knows what might have happened to us. We might have been raped.

Ling Mo looked like he wanted to puke after what he heard. There would be no problem if this was said by two beautiful ladies with voluptuous bodies, but what the hell would people do to you two pieces of **?? Who the ** would want to rape you!!??

Ling Mo suddenly thought if Shana couldnt find anything inside the hospital rooms and he didnt see anything on the first floor either, then.

The way Ling Mo looked at them suddenly became weird: You guys have all the drugs right?

Tang Xiao Xue and He Peng Peng were shocked. He Peng Peng was dazed and Tang Xiao Xue pulled He Peng Peng to his side looked at Ling Mo with awareness and asked: What do you want?

After He Peng Peng pulled himself together, the first thing he thought was to argue: What drugs?? We dont know anything about no drugs!

Ling Mo looked at him as if he was looking at an idiot and turned to Tang Xiao Xue: Dont worry, Im not gonna take it away, in fact.. He took two bags of instant noodles and said: Wanna trade?

The two of them showed their desire on their face when they saw the bags of instant noodles.

Food.

He Peng Peng also peeked at Ling Mos bag while looking at the noodles, but he stopped after seeing his knife.

After what happened last night Ling Mo realized something. He is always carrying a very tempting bag for those survivors who were starving. Luckily he was strong enough that he didnt have to worry about those two idiots with greedy eyes.

If they tried to take away the bag, Ling Mo wouldnt mind killing them and taking the drugs.

Chapter end

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Catalogue
Chapter 1 – Zombie Puppet
Chapter 2 – Crossing the Danger Zone
Chapter 3 – Encounter with Childhood Sweetheart
Chapter 4 – Help Her Undress
Chapter 5 – Viral Evolution
Chapter 7 The Girl Behind the Window
Chapter 8 Change
Chapter 9 Encountering survivors
Chapter 10 Misunderstood by the girl
Chapter 11 Reward you with a slap in the face
Chapter 12 Trade
Chapter 13 A Dragger should behave like a Dragger
Chapter 15: The True Intention
Chapter 16 Hero saving the Beauty, damn this plot
Chapter 17: Seven wooden sticks is waving gay tricks! Do it!
Chapter 18 Life and Death Battle inside the Revolving Door
Chapter 19 You Shouldn’t Open Doors Indiscriminately
Chapter 20 Pierced that thin layer of film
Chapter 21 Time Bomb
Chapter 22 Begin the hunting
Chapter 23 That touch of deep gully
Chapter 24 Shana’s Resolve
Chapter 25 Dark Plot
Chapter 26 The gradually decaying body
Chapter 27 Infected
Chapter 28 Mutation Start
Chapter 29 I want
Chapter 30 To relieve, or to abandon?
Chapter 31 Awaiting
Chapter 32 Bipolar
Chapter 33 Survivor Group
Chapter 34 To jump off building or not?
Chapter 35 Deuce in broad daylight
Chapter 36 Return my first time
Chapter 37 To trade a person with the knife
Chapter 38 Promise
Chapter 39 Left a little mark on your body
Chapter 40 Ability is good, but don’t reveal the secrets
Chapter 41 Zombie love
Chapter 42 Pushing down a long way down the road
Chapter 43 How about another pinch
Chapter 44 Murder in a dark and stormy night
Chapter 45 The most unfortunate zombie in the history
Chapter 46 Feels good, just a little small
Chapter 47 Collaboration
Chapter 48 Entanglement is not a good habit
Chapter 49 There is road to heaven that you don’t take
Chapter 50 Zombie is about to XOXO me!
Chapter 51 Sister-in Law needs some teaching
Chapter 52 Sister’s saliva function like sports drink
Chapter 53 Sleep with the ground (sleeping together?)
Chapter 54 – Searching places
Chapter 55 My target is really Tentacles Monster
Chapter 56 Zombie Concentration Camp
Chapter 57 Big sister zombie, your underwear fell off
Chapter 59: As Expected, Tentacle Monsters Are Still Part Of
Chapter 60: Once A Zombie, Always A Zombie
Chapter 61 - Like to Be
Chapter 62 - Visual Distortion
Chapter 63 - Kitchen Knife
Chapter 64 - A Fierce Battle
Chapter 65 - A Crushed Heart
Chapter 66 - This Part Of You Can Change Its Shape
Chapter 67 - Red Light District
Chapter 68 - Radar
Chapter 70 - A Malicious Weapon
Chapter 71 - The Psychic Girl
Chapter 72 - Zombie Nest
Chapter 73 - The Price Is Clearly Displayed
Chapter 74 - You Obviously Want To Bite Me
Chapter 75 - I Saw Nothing
Chapter 77: Ambush In The Forest (1)
Chapter 78 - A Naturally Sneering Face
Chapter 79 - The Mutated Zombie In the Brushes
Chapter 80 - Specialized In Selling Out Teammates
Chapter 81 - The Last Madness
Chapter 82 - Feeding
Chapter 83 - Once You Start, There’s No Turning Back
Chapter 84 - The Betrayer’s Death
Chapter 85 – Zombie Defects
Chapter 86 – Kill’em all
Chapter 88 – Zombie Recipe
Chapter 89 – Embarrassed after asking for too much
Chapter 90 – I Know How to Sew Socks OK!!
Chapter 91 – We are the Zombie Twins!
Chapter 92 – Did Your Mouth and Asshole Switch?
Chapter 93 – You guys have balls
Chapter 94 – Been Through Hell
Chapter 95 – Jinx
Chapter 96 – Luck is also part of your ability
Chapter 97 – The Other Guy With Super Powers
Chapter 98 – Run When Things Go South
Chapter 99 – Selective Memory
Chapter 100 – See Ya
Chapter 101 – You do it or I do it?
Chapter 102 – Tentacle Shooting Machine
Chapter 103 – Sneak Attack
Chapter 104 – Profiting From Two Zombies Battle
Chapter 105 – A Huge Upgrade
Chapter 107 – Garbage
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